I think a vampire sucked her blood and now she doesn't know what she's saying😂
My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid" Ah, love your sense of humor. So refreshing. I so agree with this.-) So so agree!
This is exactly what I tell my 3 year old son. Except Hiya is replaced with Hulk smash.
Whisper App Hahaha this is too funny
My boyfriend was drunk, I tucked him in bed, kissed him, he pushed me away and said "Back off, I have a girlfriend"
A jealous hater apparently thinks I give a shit she calls me stupid. Yes, I give ZERO fucks what she thinks.
*cries hysterically and laughs at the accurateness*
This is so frikin true, smh Ima kms
Someone from Tallinn posted a whisper, which reads " My husband and son were getting competitive while playing smash bros. He said "i fucked your mom" and my son replied "i've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be" i can't even.
I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I’m writing in pen and I can’t erase my mistakes --- wet book guy. Loses control in process.