Amber
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Whisper App. First Date Confessions.

I think a vampire sucked her blood and now she doesn't know what she's saying😂

She is correct

My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid" Ah, love your sense of humor. So refreshing. I so agree with this.-) So so agree!

When I get mad at my husband I whisper to my 3 year old daughter "daddy hi-ya!" And she'll go whack him. He thinks it's random, she's doing my dirty work.

This is exactly what I tell my 3 year old son. Except Hiya is replaced with Hulk smash.

Whisper App

Whisper App Hahaha this is too funny

My boyfriend was drunk, I tucked him in bed, kissed him, he pushed me away and said "Back off, I have a girlfriend"   #proud

My boyfriend was drunk, I tucked him in bed, kissed him, he pushed me away and said "Back off, I have a girlfriend"

I think you're right

A jealous hater apparently thinks I give a shit she calls me stupid. Yes, I give ZERO fucks what she thinks.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

*cries hysterically and laughs at the accurateness*

You don't realize how dirty the songs you listen to are  Until you listen to them with your parents in the car.

This is so frikin true, smh Ima kms

This is so wrong.

Someone from Tallinn posted a whisper, which reads " My husband and son were getting competitive while playing smash bros. He said "i fucked your mom" and my son replied "i've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be" i can't even.

I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I’m writing in pen and I can’t erase my mistakes

I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I’m writing in pen and I can’t erase my mistakes --- wet book guy. Loses control in process.