A concerned ghost
How mums respond
-Dude I wasn't that drunk - Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling *GROW MARIO GROW*
I tried out #1 multiple times before reading #2. I AM an idiot.
break up text
When you really want to slap someone...There are just some people you really want to do that to.....
# Hilarious Text Messages You've Gotta Read 22 - https://www.facebook.com/diplyofficial
I was at a Christmas performance at my sister's school, and there was a kid beside us with the most obnoxious light-up shoes ever! It was so distracting in the dark!
i dont know who this guy is (prolly someone who is crass etc.) but i thought this quote was funny