for those too lazy to actually measure their pasta after it is cooked. *shakes head* Portion Control Pasta Cooker
If you really need one of these, you've got WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much make up! Luxury Lighted Studio Makeup Case
Great DIY Makeup Vanity, sad that she even HAS this much makeup, much less wears it all. Oy.
Darth Lebowski shirt
Riiiiiiiiiiight. Like this'd really work. Sheesh "Going on a cruise and don't want to spend a fortune on drinks? Pour your vodka in an empty Listerine bottle, add 3 drops of blue food coloring and 1 drop of green!!! Genius!"