That's great I haven't seen one of these

What goes on in Australia

What goes on in Australia?<<Birds are pure evil. Once, at least a dozen of them swooped down and attacked my fries. Five minutes before that, another bird took a bite out of my cheeseburger as I was about to eat it myself.

Everyone just though they were SO GOOD so they're everywhere. Ugh

Funny MemesAll right gentlemen, we need a new design for the bus seat covers!

Aussies will understand (and perhaps a few others)

Aussies will understand (and perhaps a few others). I understand the Milo part.

We actually do call sharks Bruce does no one else do this?

Yes, but the Jaws shark's name is Bruce! That's where Finding Nemo got the name! 36 of the Best Meanwhile in Australia Pictures - Clicky Pix

When I was little I always used to wonder why all money on tv was green, American money isn't even green it's grey. I have one, it's the most boring note in my foreign currency collection. Use colour

Inconsiderate Fucktard <<< Our currency is beautiful. It makes it so easy to know how much the note is worth instead of all our money being fucking green.

Santa wear your shorts

Australian Christmas songs<< me currently: sitting in a pair of underwear soaked with sweat and stuffering

So I'm a true Australian aren't I

Don't forget the cry of Aussie Aussie Aussie, in a crowd. There will be a shout out of Oi Oi Oi. Of at least one Aussie!

That sounds pretty right to me

As an Aussie I have actually said this exact sentence before

As an Aussie I have actually said this exact sentence before - FunSubstance

I can tell you the first four are true

On doing the washing:

"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max.

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