I laughed a little too hard. AND this is WHY I hate this type of traditional cheesy photography. They make you do the stupidest cliche things and poses. I know I'd probably be that same poor little girl wondering why the eff this is necessary LOL.
"His name is Reaper. Master over death and destruction." Kane held up the newly named kitten with an air of utter seriousness. Reaper squirmed and mewed piteously. I sighed. "Kane?" "Yes?" "He can't handle the pressure of a destiny like that. He's just a kitty." "Of course he can. Look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a born killer." "Kane, he's a KITTEN." "No, he's master over death and destruction. Pay attention." ~Kane Nolan and Abel Marshall (Cassidy Eubanks) <----I DIED