I'd date England, hang out with Australia and get America to beat up China if he refused to do my homework.
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What goes on in Australia?!<<Birds are pure evil. Once, at least a dozen of them swooped down and attacked my fries. Five minutes before that, another bird took a bite out of my cheeseburger as I was about to eat it myself.
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In Australia we call multiple stores 'the shops'
Aussies will understand (and perhaps a few others)
How do you pronounce that?! Thanks to Meanwhile in Australia (FB)
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Rest in peace, Steve Irwin. :( I was really little when he died, and I remember crying for days to my mom because the cool alligator guy died. I still miss him!