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I hate how much I have to bite my tongue at work.  Not wanting to get fired is a bitch.

I hate how much I have to bite my tongue at work. Not wanting to get fired is a bitch. Dude I'm right there with you LOL!

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I  accidentally scream, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. *come pretty close!* we all need to remember to take time to ourselves.before we do the above!

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Two faced fake pretend friends who are nice to your face and talk behind your back. This applies some girls I used to know!

Have a seat  Cohen Vs California ( Terry Type State STOP and ID LAWS) F__K The Draft 1971 US Supreme Court Decision Protected by First Amendment sent all over Tyler -Smith County Tissue Damaged Junk Ass Criminal Injustice System and The Local and National Media Friends and Family . Including The Tyler Municipal Court 50 yo White Female Prosecutor U. Of Houston School Of Law Graduate whom Didn’t Understand or Know A Cactus From a BIRD SIGN or A BOX OF ROCKS !!!

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.and please don't assume that the word bitches is referring to women only.

Too funny

Girl truths: Things I say while I am driving. ~~ Shit, was that a cop? THAT was a cop! ~~ (These are killing me. I use everyone of them practically daily.