Alice Jefimova
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Bahahaha!! Best thing I've read in awhile. So true. Humor funny

Best thing I've read in awhile. So true. But it should say "tired" not lazy

YES!!-Andrea Scott

I just woke up with the worst foot cramp! It hasn't gone away and my foot is swollen!


I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I guess this is who I am now. And by a few years I mean 13

The new sponge in the sink. ..being an adult is stupid.

Being an adult is stupid. I get excited when I have new cleaning cloths at work. I have a sad life.

LOL, have had these places to report to, seldom thankfully

My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me angry and tired so I can buy paper towels and laundry detergent.

I'm a kid at heart and an adult when I have to work. Lies lol! Still a kid til I die.

I am adult, but not like a real adult. I'm waiting for the adult feeling to kick in. Like, "Hi, I'm Jenna. And I'm so not 13 going on

My Four Moods ... too old, too tired, too sober, and I don't have time for this shit! Deal with it. Ha Ha Ha, too funny

My four Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm too sober for this shit, I don't have time for this shit. I don't give a shit