History Puns

Dad jokes and wordplay related to history.
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an ancient history puns quote on purple background with columns and pillars in the foreground
Ancient History Puns: They Never Get Old
What do Alexander the Great and John Travolta have in common? They were both in Grease.
a scroll with the words, we're cicero's speeches really that great? that's a historical question
Ancient History Puns: They Never Get Old
Were Cicero’s speeches really that great? That’s a rhetorical question.
an ancient history puns poster with the text how did the amateur architet learn how to build pyramids? he watched a youtube video
Ancient History Puns: They Never Get Old
How did the amateur architect learn how to build pyramids? He watched a YouTomb video.
an ornate frame with the words, what kind of ants ruined the queen's picnic?
Medieval Puns: A Little Light Humor About the Dark Ages
What kind of ants ruined the queen’s picnic? Peas-ants.
an ancient history puns poster with the words, giggle through the centuries with these
Ancient History Puns | AllWording.com
A list of hilarious ancient history puns covering our early ancestors, Egypt, Greece, and Rome
a quote from medieval puns that says, why didn't the medieval warrior trust his
Medieval Puns: A Little Light Humor About the Dark Ages
Why didn’t the medieval warlord trust his pikemen? Because there was something fishy about them.
What did Buffalo Bill say to Buffalo Bill, Jr. when he left for work? Bison! (Bye son) History Puns, Orchestra Concerts, Gettysburg Address, Thomas Paine, British Tea, Buffalo Bill, Arms Race, Form Of Government, Bin Laden
76 Star-Spangled American History Puns
What did Buffalo Bill say to Buffalo Bill, Jr. when he left for work? Bison! (Bye son)
an ancient history puns poster with the quote, what did odysseus say to his crew when he spotted the amazingly and charylia?
Ancient Greece Pun About the Odyssey | AllWording.com
What did Odysseus say to his crew when he spotted the amazing Scylla and Charybdis? “Guys, you Odyssey this!”
a quote on medieval puns that reads did you hear about the knight who won a pie, a cake, and a bowl of pudding in the medieval tournament?
Medieval Puns: A Little Light Humor About the Dark Ages
Did you hear about the knight who won a pie, a cake, and a bowl of pudding in the medieval tournament? Guess you could say he got his joust desserts.
an old poster with deers and antelope on it's side, saying what do you call a caveman who took the long way back to the cave?
Funny Ancient History Pun About Caveman | AllWording.com
What do you call a caveman who took the long way back to the cave? A meander-thal.
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an old piece of paper with the quote which famous town of the old west had a high concentration of important men? deadwood
76 Star-Spangled American History Puns
Which famous town of the Old West had a high concentration of impotent men? Deadwood.
ancient history puns with an image of an egyptian man holding a key in his hand
Funny Ancient Egypt Pun About Hieroglyphics | AllWording.com
Did you hear about the Egyptian tomb with hieroglyphics on the ceiling? That pharaoh must have earned high marks.
Why was pushing a corpse cart during the Bubonic Plague an exasperating job? Because the people you worked with were just dead weight. Medieval Jester, History Puns, Tombstone Quotes, The Dark Ages, Medieval England, Medieval Period, Book Jokes, The Middle Ages, Dark Ages
Medieval Puns: A Little Light Humor About the Dark Ages
Why was pushing a corpse cart during the Bubonic Plague an exasperating job? Because the people you worked with were just dead weight.
Why didn’t the initial reports of the bombing of Pearl Harbor have punctuation marks? They were taken out by comma-kazes. History Puns, Orchestra Concerts, Gettysburg Address, Thomas Paine, British Tea, Punctuation Marks, Form Of Government, Bin Laden, Check And Balance
76 Star-Spangled American History Puns
Why didn’t the initial reports of the bombing of Pearl Harbor have punctuation marks? They were taken out by comma-kazes.
the quote for ancient history puns, which reads what did medusa do when she was having a bad hair day?
Ancient History Puns: They Never Get Old
What did Medusa do when she was having a bad hair day? She had a hissy fit.