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This is a great thing to read for someone that's about to get there wisdom teeth out tomorrow. (Aka me)

long read but the funniest thing you'll see all day. high on pain killers, wisdom teeth, juice, whats up fucks,

THIS WAS REALLY LONG BUT OUT OF ALL THE REALLY LONG TUMBLR STORIES YOU SEE OUT THERE THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST:

Holy son of a motherless goat that if fricken hilarious! XD XD XD :,D Im crying!<<< pinning for da comment! And it is worth reading!<<<I most sincerely apologize for the language, but it's just so hilarious

"Dark Zodiac - Gemini" by girlinthebigbox ❤ liked on Polyvore featuring art, Dark, zodiac, gemini and starsign

"Dark Zodiac - Gemini" by girlinthebigbox ❤ liked on Polyvore featuring art, Dark, zodiac, gemini and starsign

I still don't know what it means but I'm saving it for later so I can understand it later

Favorite Joke: Mahatma Gandhi: a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Dad jokes

Only if MY dad isn't the one who says them, so no "Dad jokes" Dad!<<< my dad only says the jokes practically every dad does. Example: me" I'm hungry" dad "hi hungry I'm dad"