Pauline Phillips

Pauline Phillips

Pauline Phillips
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MS WORD shortcut Keys To print out and tape to the bottom of your keyboard or the side of your desk

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Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head. Sorry about the language but this is so true!

There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.

There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them. Sounds like my ex f-ing asshole lol

So true

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

Dumb shit

Quotes: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned with how full of shit you are.

I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday. ecard

Funny Workplace Ecard: I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.