Honey Farm Dreaming book
Honey Farm Dreaming (available in paperback, ebook and audiobook) is a memoir receiving great reviews for its honest, moving and funny depiction of life on a small farm. Here are some behind the scenes pictures from the farm and some passages from the book.
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Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
Farm p**n swamps Facebook and Instagram as though the ghost of Hugh Hefner is riding the tractor. Luscious herbs are tinted and cropped to beckon. Soft-filtered, oinking-porcines have their abattoir future edited. Buxom heads of broccoli bulge out like centrefolds.
Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
So now, in addition to backpackers reclining around the house, beetroot does too. It reclines in its 25 litre carboys – bulging glass barrels the size of a small child – and converses in a meditative blub-blub-blub as it metamorphoses into vegetable moonshine.
Honey Farm Dreaming
Not being able to say ‘no’, to have it quickly and firmly roll off my tongue, has been making our lives ever more complicated. It’s one of the shortest and simplest words in the English language, but for people-pleasers like me, the softer and longer ‘yes’ is much more automatic to pronounce.
Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
Alpacas are the push-me-pull-me of hilarious animal jokes: a combo giraffe-bunny-cat-goat-camel-koala-sheep-Pokémon fantasy creature that you want to cuddle desperately – until the moment it spits vile mucousy grass into your adoring open mouth.
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