Honey Farm Dreaming book

Honey Farm Dreaming (available in paperback, ebook and audiobook) is a memoir receiving great reviews for its honest, moving and funny depiction of life on a small farm. Here are some behind the scenes pictures from the farm and some passages from the book.
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Honey Farm Dreaming
Stubble charcoals his cheekbones and jaw, tattoos fence his arms. Our latest farmhand is a veteran of the Middle East, coiled and twangy like cat gut.
A memoir about sustainability, small farming and the not-so simple life
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Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
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Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
I look around at the harvested tables, windrows of empty cartons, farmers earned and spent. Husks, hulls, empty punnets. Office workers of the earth, minus the luxury of nine to five.
Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
Farm p**n swamps Facebook and Instagram as though the ghost of Hugh Hefner is riding the tractor. Luscious herbs are tinted and cropped to beckon. Soft-filtered, oinking-porcines have their abattoir future edited. Buxom heads of broccoli bulge out like centrefolds.
Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
So now, in addition to backpackers reclining around the house, beetroot does too. It reclines in its 25 litre carboys – bulging glass barrels the size of a small child – and converses in a meditative blub-blub-blub as it metamorphoses into vegetable moonshine.
Honey Farm Dreaming
Not being able to say ‘no’, to have it quickly and firmly roll off my tongue, has been making our lives ever more complicated. It’s one of the shortest and simplest words in the English language, but for people-pleasers like me, the softer and longer ‘yes’ is much more automatic to pronounce.
Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
Alpacas are the push-me-pull-me of hilarious animal jokes: a combo giraffe-bunny-cat-goat-camel-koala-sheep-Pokémon fantasy creature that you want to cuddle desperately – until the moment it spits vile mucousy grass into your adoring open mouth.
Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
Everything’s salvageable…until it isn’t. Any moment can turn to gold or mud.
Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
There are people who return again and again to enjoy the experience and others who steal again and again so they can take it with them.
Honey Farm Dreaming
The problem with producing, I’m finding, is there’s always production, always something needing to be done or needing a place – at my place.
Honey Farm Dreaming: A Memoir about Sustainability, Small Farming and the Not-So Simple Life
No chicken will ever want to cross the road after that.
Honey Farm Dreaming
Apparently, my free range motto: “Wrap the kids in cotton wool after they have an accident, not so they never do”, makes me a bad mother tonight.
Honey Farm Dreaming
We perspire. She inspires. We transpire. Slowly, ever so slowly, the earth transforms. Just as she transforms us.