DA Ortiz

DA Ortiz

- You never get a second chance to make a first impression - Damn Dan the Magnet Man!
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I'm a grammar Nazi. :p

Pet peeve I despise bad tattoos! If your planing on getting a tattoo and it looks like shit or everyone has it FUCKING DRINK BLEACH! If you cant afford an actual good tattoo or think of something of your own then DON'T GET IT! rant done.

when one finger crosses another. lol.

Rise of the Finger Ninja! Someone has way too much time on their hands.or is that fingers?

Tough choices.

no illegals = no burritos? Now now America. I need my burritos. And tacos. And enchiladas. Let us keep the illegals bc I need my Mexican food, mmk America?