My talents are so hidden even I can't find them.
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He texted me, "your adorable." I responded with, "no, you're adorable." Now he thinks I like him when all I did was point out his grammar mistake.

He texted me, "your adorable." I responded with, "no, you're adorable." Now he thinks I like him when all I did was point out his grammar mistake.

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"My prince is not coming on a white horse.. He's obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused.."

"My prince is not coming on a white horse.. He's obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused.."

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Me: *gets a notification* Me: finally! I don't know how long its been since I've gotten Me: wait.. who is this?? Me: ... Me: suspiciously opens the notification Random person: oh my god did she just trip haha what a loser Me: WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT NO ONE SAW ME ~Dark >•<

Me: *gets a notification* Me: finally! I don't know how long its been since I've gotten Me: wait.. who is this?? Me: ... Me: suspiciously opens the notification Random person: oh my god did she just trip haha what a loser Me: WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT NO ONE SAW ME ~Dark >•<

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Just bumped into mannequin & said "Sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realized I was still speaking to a mannequin

Just bumped into mannequin & said "Sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realized I was still speaking to a mannequin

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Last week my niece asked me why a soldier was dressed the way he was. I told her that was his uniform he protects us from bad people. She ran and hugged him and said thanks for being like batman

Last week my niece asked me why a soldier was dressed the way he was. I told her that was his uniform he protects us from bad people. She ran and hugged him and said thanks for being like batman

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WOW....Nurses Confess Their Secrets On The Whisper App
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