Arlene Fowler Bellefleur (Carrie Preston), True Blood It seems that every guy in Bon Temps wants to sleep with Sookie, but we often find her self-centered neediness a little exhausting. Enter: Arlene. While we can't express our frustration with Sookie through the TV screen, Arlene takes care of that for us. She's never afraid to call out the fairy — or anyone else — no matter who she might offend. How could we not want to kiss that smack-talking mouth of hers?