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That's how you ask someone out like a boss (; this would be appropriate to ask me to cg ball lol

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When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."

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Here's How To Ask Someone Out Using A John Green Book

EVEN JOHN GREEN (aka fishingboatproceeds) IS OVER OVERWHELMED. | Here's How To Ask Someone Out Using A John Green Book:

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Im writing this to antonio! Lets hope he says YES!

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Hannibal: oh dear god someone run an get the school nurse Sherlock: Stop telling people they're stupid. Supernatural: Why is there salt everywhere?! Doctor Who: Allons-y??

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funny tumblr stories - Google Search

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If someone said this to me to ask me out, I just might have to marry them right on the spot.

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Periods in stories...I've actually always wondered this. and when someone goes to the bathroom in the Hunger Games do they broadcast that if nothing else intersting is going on??

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If I don't accomplish anything else at least I can say that I scare the living crap out of gerard

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