Everything bagel bombs. "If you live in a great bagel city–and by that, I mean New York–this post will not be important to you. Everyone else: this is the most important post on a food blog you will ever read. In fact, if I were you, I’d stop whatever you’re doing, shut the door, and power off your phone. Even if you’re a brain surgeon in the middle surgery, or a diplomat negotiating peace in the Middle East, this takes precedent. Please sit down." Ok, you have my attention.
Another favourite X-Files moment from Bad Blood: "What do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? And why do we have to do it right now? I’ve just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you. I do it all for you, Mulder! You know I haven’t eaten since six o’clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel. And it wasn’t even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese! And now you want me to run off and do another autopsy…?!?!?”
Donut Bacon Cheeseburger. There is a reason we don't put chocolate sauce on Thanksgiving turkey. Just because two things are wonderful doesn't mean they with be even more wonderful if you mash them together.