I think it's funny that you think you're better than me because you have my sloppy seconds. Are you proud he knocked you up? Wow, get in line. You're the third woman he knocked up. Nothing special there. Wow he married you after 6 months? Woah, must be true love because you'll find out soon enough how he really is. Ha. But go ahead with your delusions of grandeur.
I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting in my b*tch bra, my sh*t kicker boots, & my spiked leather belt with the f*ck you buckle. So don't tell me to deal with it. I've got this sh*t covered!