Statistics on death. Vending machines? Really? I can just imagine the minister reading at the funeral," poor poor Suzy was sent to heaven last Tuesday in a horrible freak vending machine accident. I guess it ate her instead of the money or...ya know what? I don't even know...anyway she left behind 3 beloved children...and 1 unopened Pepsi.
This death count website serves as a grim reminder of the lengths people go to for a black Friday deal. The original site is http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/ and is up to date with 7 deaths and 89 injuries.