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“The Black Widow is very cold, and rarely ever smiles. People know to avoid her, because everyone knows that she will kill you. Hawkeye is deadly from a distance, and everyone knows it, but down at street level he’s everyone’s buddy. Everybody lets Hawkeye sidle in close. And really, Natasha sometimes admits to herself, this is why Clint is the deadlier of the two of them.” [headcanon submitted by TheShadierTwin]

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Bland Marvel Headcanons. Technically not a lie though, since she doesn't 'need' the question answered since it already has been. At least according to this headcanon.

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from io9

Hilarious Memos from the Desk of Nick Fury

Agent Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye and Miss Darcy Lewis are not to encourage Mr. Stark to turn his Iron Man suit into a portable DJ soundsystem. The Avengers do not require background music no matter how “bitching” it would make their “fight scenes.” @wittkin

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from GeekTyrant

These Texts From Superheroes Are Even Funnier After AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

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