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Mum was always surprised that you notched up yet another random slag to the ever growing list. I don't know why, you predictable dead shit.

It's the rule of life: everything you've always waited for comes the very second you stop looking for it.

from BuzzFeed

10 Things About Daughters That Freak Dads Out

Give your teenage daughters boyfriend a Capri-sun, if he takes a while to get the straw in...go ahead and feel safe letting them date :) lol


Gentlemen: #Gentlemen's style ~ "Real men still do this."


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I didn't read the means side but as for the women's side- NO. Just no. So much bullshit, sexism and misogyny. Ugh.

from Etsy

Rules for Dating My Daughter Novelty Aluminum 8" x 12" Sign

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Funny Minion November quotes (09:51:11 PM, Friday 27, November 2015 PST) – 10 pics


If not.... STAY SINGLE! Don't destroy everyone in your path. Especially those who have been there by your side through EVERYTHING!