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Dog Tag Humor Got lost looking for bitches call my dad (Cat version got lost looking for pussy call my mom/dad)

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I like the fact that my dad actually encourages me to buy band merch ^_^ He's always taking me into hot topic!

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Expectation Vs Reality. I know 2 people with this reality. It's a disease called feetcan'ttouchtheflooritis.

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I was listening to my shuffled playlist and Of Mice And Men came on. My dad skipped it. He's taking me to warped tour, he better get used to it

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from HUMAN

Going to Call You Dude | Tank

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from BuzzFeed

19 Jokes You Should Send To Your Mom Right Now

Mommy, he was mean to me!! Mommy call him and tell him to let me have my way!!! Mommy pay my bills! Mommy!! He hurt my feelings!!! Lmao fuck stick!!

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