Dog Tag Humor Got lost looking for bitches call my dad (Cat version got lost looking for pussy call my mom/dad)

Dog Tag Humor Got lost looking for bitches call my dad (Cat version got lost looking for pussy call my mom/dad)

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((Be him. Smut!!)) He called me when I was at work and I immediately ran to go pick up my son. Little did I know, that when I bent over to pick up my kid, he was checking out my ass and thinking, "I want mommy too ..." ((No fandoms))

((Be him. Smut!!)) He called me when I was at work and I immediately ran to go pick up my son. Little did I know, that when I bent over to pick up my kid, he was checking out my ass and thinking, "I want mommy too ..." ((No fandoms))

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So many times I grab my phone to call my dad. And then it HITS ME- like a ton of damned bricks. He's gone.

So many times I grab my phone to call my dad. And then it HITS ME- like a ton of damned bricks. He's gone.

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Ah, that's what you call good parenting skills! Proud of you mom/dad of this brilliant child!

Ah, that's what you call good parenting skills! Proud of you mom/dad of this brilliant child!

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How I felt when i had to call my dad and tell him I was in jail and lost my Brother anothony.. LMAO

How I felt when i had to call my dad and tell him I was in jail and lost my Brother anothony.. LMAO

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* * " De President of Russia, Vladimir Tuna Pootin', be a thug, a bully, liar and a coward. Mayhem be justs beginnin'."

* * " De President of Russia, Vladimir Tuna Pootin', be a thug, a bully, liar and a coward. Mayhem be justs beginnin'."

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One sided relationships = very disappointing! It's difficult to try and understand why someone is so off and on as a so called friend.

One sided relationships = very disappointing! It's difficult to try and understand why someone is so off and on as a so called friend.

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I LOVE MY MOMMY! Just Kidding I Don't Call My Mom.....Mommy.......That's For Little Kids............0_0....Wait, I Call My Dad........ Daddy..

I LOVE MY MOMMY! Just Kidding I Don't Call My Mom.....Mommy.......That's For Little Kids............0_0....Wait, I Call My Dad........ Daddy..

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'My Hero' : In laughter and in sorrow, in sunshine and through rain I know you're watching over me until we meet again

'My Hero' : In laughter and in sorrow, in sunshine and through rain I know you're watching over me until we meet again

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