Dog Tag Humor Got lost looking for bitches call my dad (Cat version got lost looking for pussy call my mom/dad)
((Be him. Smut!!)) He called me when I was at work and I immediately ran to go pick up my son. Little did I know, that when I bent over to pick up my kid, he was checking out my ass and thinking, "I want mommy too ..." ((No fandoms))
So many times I grab my phone to call my dad. And then it HITS ME- like a ton of damned bricks. He's gone.
Ah, that's what you call good parenting skills! Proud of you mom/dad of this brilliant child!
How I felt when i had to call my dad and tell him I was in jail and lost my Brother anothony.. LMAO
* * " De President of Russia, Vladimir Tuna Pootin', be a thug, a bully, liar and a coward. Mayhem be justs beginnin'."
One sided relationships = very disappointing! It's difficult to try and understand why someone is so off and on as a so called friend.
I LOVE MY MOMMY! Just Kidding I Don't Call My Mom.....Mommy.......That's For Little Kids............0_0....Wait, I Call My Dad........ Daddy..
Videogames vs. Real Life
'My Hero' : In laughter and in sorrow, in sunshine and through rain I know you're watching over me until we meet again