Decoupage old wooden hangers. Because? Because your coats needed cheering up? Because the bottom of your closet, littered with single socks yearning for a mate needed a change of scene? Because you were all done decoupaging the coset shelf and thought, "What the hell! I'll do it!" - Why? Because you're an idiot. If you have this kind of time, come see me. I have a project for you.