OMG I would love if I got an opossum for Christmas! For being the land mammal with the most teeth, they are super amazing!
what even~~~Today I swallowed the plastic end part of a pen laughing at my own joke (it was a dick joke)
she is a true specimen to society
Me with my supposed best friend.
SAT Prep textbook telling real truths
#HSP #sensitive #anxiety
One time I was at my cousins house and my brother and him were roasting each other and my brother goes "Why don't you ever roast her?" And my cousins just looks at me with a sad look and says "because she roast herself enough."
DAMMIT! Hate when that happens