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1) Give your pumpkins a bath in 10 parts water to 1 part bleach. Soak them stem side down to keep them from bobbing up out of the water. 2) After letting them sit for 10 minutes or so, dry them off and then buff with Vaseline and a soft cloth to make them shiny.