S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #489: While we encourage you to give Doctor Banner his space when possible, it does not give you permission to be rude to him. He won’t do anything, but his teammates will. [Submitted anonymously]
Brotherly bonding notwithstanding, it is not in the best interests of the Division to have Captain America run up the flag pole to celebrate the U.S. Flag Day or Independence Day holidays. Thor and Loki are hereby assigned to clean up after Dr. Banner's most recent Hulk rampage. I expect to find everything repaired, in good order, and clean no later than 2200 hours today. Captain Rogers will be by to perform a white glove inspection at that time.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #127:Keep in mind that Dr. Banner has a great deal of scientific expertise in addition to his specific status as an Avenger. Therefore, he can retaliate for attempts to induce a hulk-out in very creative ways.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #288:In the instance that Tony Stark and Dr. Banner are in a room together with a grinning Clint Barton, it would be wise to exit said room. Especially if they are looking in your direction. [Submitted by writtenreadspoken]