Drunk DUDEYou were so drunk last night! | No I was NOT! | DUDE! YOU RAN AROUND MY HOUSE CUTTING MY PINEAPPLES OPEN SAYING 'SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!' | sure..... | and THEN.. You took my cat, put it in your pillow and said 'ITS A PILLOW, ITS A PET.. ITS A PILLOW PET! :)' and the your girlfriend hit you with a frying pan | HOLY SHIT!