"I was helping my drunk husband to get to bed when he suddenly said: "Back off lady, I have a wife." I love him so much"
I have to start saying this!
Growing up sucks
Why would you ask me if I'm a pretty lady? "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO!" Don't yell it's undignified... "I DO WHAT I WANT. I AM FIRE. I AM DEATH." No, you're a drama queen.
Two Drunk Ladies LLC (@TwoDrunkLadiesL) | Twitter
"Feeling drunk and high." by julianaimp ❤ liked on Polyvore featuring Topshop, Yves Saint Laurent and MICHAEL Michael Kors
im-not-drunk-cat @ Ahsley muma: Reminds me of Scotland. So sorry ladies!
Rose Petal And Prosecco Punch | Donna Hay
This image reminds me of how Lady Macbeth and Macbeth try to deceive people in their home to believe that the King's guards killed the King by placing the blood soaked daggers in the drunk guards' hands.
Texts From Mittens: The Supernatural Edition | Catster