I am not f**king drunk.
Life is not a fairy tale..
hahahah tooth fairy was so drunk!!
When a user got drunk and purchased a scorpion.
Thranduil and Legolas
Texts from Mittens: The "Antiques Roadshow" Edition
Texts from Mittens
Drunken fairy haha
"Ok, I gotta go kill a king." - Probably drunk Conall
The Kingdom of Lies Trilogy
Cana - Fairy Tail 'Cept she never gets drunk.
Thomas Hardy with his wife Florence and their fox terrier Wessex in 1914. Wessex has been noted for his mischief and bad manners by several Hardy biographers.
Artists and Dogs