I'll have to use some of these. They are really funny and actually appropriate:
Or he got lost and won't stop and ask for directions...
Terrible to laugh but i did. We can all make fun of ourselves More
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My dry humor!!!
A few giggles for a Monday- OMG, some of these are so funny, I can hear Canadian comic Stuart Francis saying them in my head.
How to Give Interviews, by The Beatles