Or he got lost and won't stop and ask for directions...
I'll have to use some of these. They are really funny and actually appropriate:
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking…
How to Give Interviews, by The Beatles
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My dry humor!!!
My Mom could say this to me... Ms. Masters in Math Education.
no clue why I found this so funny...I have a dry humor. Should have worn this today