This advertisement from an 1895 Delineator shows how you can fix all your problem areas including nose jobs, ear pinning, lip enhancement and reductions, and a long list of dermatological corrections. All of these surgeries are made nearly painless with the copious amounts of cocaine given to the patients before and after surgery.
Heidi Montag got 10 plastic surgeries done in one day! She got lipo, breast implants, butt augmentation, a nose job, chin reduction, surgery on her ears to pin them down, Botox and fillers. Mind you, she was 24 when she got all these procedures.