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I've met some real pricks in my time but you my friend are the fucking cactus.

I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions wouldn't allow it.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

I thought I liked him, then I realized he's a bonehead with no cows or quota.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

Haha...never again.

Well hello there, you self-centered, narcissistic douche canoe. How can I help the world revolve around you today?

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Story of my life! For all the ignorant people that complain when our chronic pain is flaring up , like we choose to do this to ourselves.

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out. I know personally that karma finds you

That moment when you start your period and you think.... This explains SO much. | Confession Ecard

That moment when you start your period and you think. This explains SO much. My thoughts exactly about 3 days ago.

Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

Free, Cute Therapy Ecard: Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

Not that we ever had the faintest idea what snow felt like, but the Christmas…

The number of times I think "I don't care" while people are talking to me is getting out of hand.

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word. ;)

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word.

Since you know it all. You should also know when to shut the fuck up.

Free, Confession Ecard: Since you know it all. You should also know when to shut…

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when anyone says something I don't like, I say "EXCUSE ME, WHaT!" Haha people looking at me like oh shit ummm. people done turned me cold to them. Talk at me, and you will be talked at.

I said this today in fact.  I was going to curl up in my room's metal lockers under the zebra fabric and hide for at least a month or so..

I said this today in fact. I was going to curl up in my room's metal lockers under the zebra fabric and hide for at least a month or so.

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