We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in.  "I claim India for Britain!"  They're going, "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!"  "Do you have a flag?  "No."  "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules - that I just made up!" - Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard "cake, death or inappropriate sexual touching ?" Me " cake. Wait I mean! Damn it!

Eddie Izzard - “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Eddie Izzard - “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, but I think the gun helps.

Eddie Izzard on fascism

quotesfield: “The three rules of fascism: make shit up, scream it loudly and kill people” - Eddie Izzard

I love Eddie

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Believe Me - Eddie Izzard's new book is out on June 13th! Hardcover will be $28 and the e-book will be $14.99.

Believe Me - Eddie Izzard's new book is out on June 13th! Hardcover will be $28 and the e-book will be $14.99.

Atheism, Religion, God is Imaginary. We [atheists] still believe in people. I believe in human beings. Whenever there's a disaster, human beings stand up. Zero gods have ever stood up for a disaster.

Also, according to a lot of believers, Gods cause disasters. You know, because of the gays.

Smart casual: The actor wore a pair of blue jeans with a pink T-shirt - that was covered i...

Smart casual: The actor wore a pair of blue jeans with a pink T-shirt - He looks freakin' amazing in heels!

Eddie Izzard. Because Eddie Izzard. Love him. (I know he's not a woman, but you get the point)

How to Change the World One Shrug at a Time

Eddie Izzard "No, I wear dresses. They are not women's dresses. They're my dresses, I buy them." I love Eddie Izzard

English comedian and actor Eddie Izzard attends the 74th Venice Film Festival on the Lido in Venice on August 31, 2017. Photo by Paul…

English comedian and actor Eddie Izzard attends the 74th Venice Film Festival on the Lido in Venice on August 31, 2017. Photo by Paul…

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