humans of any gender, this is quite useful, i would suggest writing some of them down
Yo I'm gonna start giving people the Cena phone number lol
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Phone numbers to call when bored
Using the Phone Book at the Dramatic Play Center (free download; from Mrs. Albanese's Kindergarten Class)
Do it. Report back. IM GONNA DO IT!! I need a dose of Disney and this made my day. Let's just see if it works
Get a canvas, fake flowers, spray paint of desired colors, and hot glue. Make an awesome decor piece. Create a bit of dimension with a bright floral piece.
OHMIGOD IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!! THERE WAS THIS LADY AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE " You are a muggle so i have to obliviate you." " goodbye!!!!"
Random numbers to give to people, or to call when you're bored
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MRW I give the pushy guy at the bar a fake number and he calls it in front of me
You know why no one says anything and no one wants me. It's because I'm a big fat looser
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