Do not touch my baby. This is my child. If you touch him, I will pull your hairs one by one while pouring lemon-juice over your scalp, and then when that is over, I will slowly rip your head off with my bare hands.
I always have trouble thinking of jobs for my characters... which would explain why right now my protagonist is unemployed...<<< Same here! I made mine emotionally unstable just so she could remain jobless, and I ended up changing the plot.