Comic sands are so punny that they will make you so DUNE with everything.
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If someone calls you 'Ugly' have a good comeback and say 'Excuse me, I am not a Mirror'. -- Actually, You are more beautiful than you think. Don't spend too much time photoshop your photo.
If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.
Indeed... like seriously we didn't need a good chunk of the crap they forced us to learn. . . Only thing got out of education is more learning how to learn and not the useless facts themselves... Prob is why suck at crossword puzzles though XD
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How many push-ups can you do?