All my friend's excuses for being late.
I know a coworker that has a dead relative every few months
Ownage - ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling 'OH MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!' Oh shit
@Sara Chambliss you and your excuses
Funny tumblr post
For all the people that have to deal with annoying people 24/7 ... so everyone
Too true sometimes!!
I laughed out loud on "I've wet your pants"
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Lol!