I got one that said this too! I laughed so loud that the other people in the restaurant were giving me funny looks....

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Free printable funny fortunes for fortune cookies. These are hilarious! They are also great for New Year's...

Fortune Cookie Printable

For New Year’s Eve I think it would be cool to have homemade fortune cookies with funny fortunes in them. I already have a Sunbeam Fortune Cookie maker, so making them will be no problem.

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Huge collection of funny fortune cookie sayings and quotes. He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

12 Funniest Fortune Cookies ever (funny fortune cookies, fortune cookies sayings) - ODDEE

12 Funniest Fortune Cookies ever

Ask not what your Fortune Cookie can do for you. but what you can do for your fortune cookie. (funny fortune cookies, fortune cookies sayings)

12 Funniest Fortune Cookies ever - Oddee.com (funny fortune cookies, fortune cookies sayings)

12 Funniest Fortune Cookies ever

the fortune and the cookie were not created using photoshop. Fortune Cookie Message: Stop Procrastinating - Starting Tomorrow

Free Chinese Fortune Cookie Recipes

Free Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for you to print. Great range of Fortune Cookie Sayings and Sayings.

Another 15 Hilarious Fortune Cookies (fortune cookie, funny fortune cookies) - ODDEE

Another 15 Hilarious Fortune Cookies - fortune cookie, funny fortune cookies

Funny Chinese fortune cookie fail pictures: you have rice in your teeth, that wasn't chicken, photoshop: you will never be good at it

hahahah most awesome cookie ever. I hope the person who ate it did it.

Hahahah, most awesome fortune cookie ever. I hope the person who ate it did it.

Me and my dad say this every time we eat Chinese!  Yet we eat it continuously.  Why?  It's freaking delicious.  Duh.

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Philosophical fortune cookie... you are responsible no matter how small you are

Philosophical fortune cookie…

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Unfortunate Fortune Cookies Let’s be honest, no one gives two shits about fortunes that say things like “An exciting opportunity lies ahead” or “A thrilling time is in your immediate future”. Thankfully a company by the name of Vat19 decided to write some humorous fortunes, that poke fun at how bland and stupid some fortune cookies can be.

Unfortunate Fortune Cookies Let’s be honest, no one gives two shits about fortunes that say things like “An exciting opportunity lies ahead” or “A thrilling time is in your immediate future”. Thankfully a company by the name of Vat19 decided to write some humorous fortunes, that poke fun at how bland and stupid some fortune cookies can be.

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