"Tried to propose to my girlfriend today. I got her a custom lollipop that said "Marry Me?". She was supposed to see it, then see me on my knee. Instead, she just ate it and asked me why I was kneeling"
I'm a girl who really loves cosmetics, and *I* couldn't even figure out what she wanted. --Ok, this is the best boyfriend ever putting up with her shit. I would never send mine to do something like that