Not sure how the killing you twice would work, but hey, it rhymes.
Omgoodness, this is so funny. Love it! And am I the only one that's noticed violets aren't blue before this poem?
collection of short funny rhyming poems for children, based on stories from days gone by – the California gold rush, the Boston tea party, Ancient Greece, Vikings, and Elmer the flying monk, among others.
<b>And they say romance is dead.</b>
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Short, Funny Rhyming Poems for Preschool: Potty Training, Hand Washing & Counting
My son got so frustrated when I read this to him.... Love it! shel silverstein | All Things Shel Silverstein
Poem from Shel Silverstein. Made me laugh. Hope you enjoy. - Imgur