Texts from wife: where r u Me: kitchen Wife: Can u feed cat M: I mean garage W: bring in laundry M: bathroom W: clean toilet M: Idaho W: get potatoes

Texts from wife: where r u Me: kitchen Wife: Can u feed cat M: I mean garage W: bring in laundry M: bathroom W: clean toilet M: Idaho W: get potatoes

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Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*

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Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*

This right here, it's not even been 10 years & I'll randomly do this to Josh hah!

This right here, it's not even been 10 years & I'll randomly do this to Josh hah!

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm. I passed her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm. I passed her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.

Nah he's just a demigod. Or maybe your wife dipped him in the river that acellies was? (I don't know how to spell that.)

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Nah he's just a demigod. Or maybe your wife dipped him in the river that acellies was? (I don't know how to spell that.)

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