I Get My Cardio By Running Away From Heteronormativity - Most people use treadmills or elliptical machines- I, however, get in my cardio by running away from heteronormativity. Like, as a concept. From gender role expectations to microagressions, there's enough B.S. around me to fuel a big gay marathon sprint. If you're gay as hell and done with putting up with nonsense, show it off in style with this sassy LGBT fitness shirt.