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Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: "We are the proud parents of a child who has resisted his teachers' attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters.

Whoa. I said this four months ago and I never knew about this quote. He is clearly my spirit animal.

George Carlin Quotes: Spell it backwaards which is why i dont pay for bottled water :D

George Carlin "Here's all you have to knoq aout men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid"

Someone nailed it. So tired of the "Women are crazy." line from men. We wouldn't be nearly as crazy if you put half a thought into why we might be going crazy in the first place.

"The planet is fine, the people are fucked." -- George Carlin

This is George Carlin. He was my favorite comedian/thinker before he died. His sharp wit and intelligence have made me laugh and think more than any singular person ever has.

George Carlin quote.  Appropriate for Kon Mari method of getting rid of clutter.  Does it spark joy?

"Don't Buy Into This Miracle Food Myth"

mynzah: “ Happiness (Quote) Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.