I WISH! Instead, I feed baby, bath baby, put baby to bed and cook dinner. Daddy has hot bath and then settles into couch and enjoys his evening. I eat dinner, tidy up toys from the day, fold load of washing, put new load in, pack dishwasher, wash bottles for the next day, finally shower and go to bed for the few hours I'll have before baby wakes up and needs comforting back to sleep. And daddy sleeps a lovely long night. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
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