When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep. Memes. Kermit memes.

Every morning I think to myself "If I killed the rest of humanity would I still have to get up?

I compartmentalize. This is how I run my life. It's great in theory, but terrible in actuality. Face your problems.

Every single damn night. At daylight, my brain completely shut down. But at night, my brain started to become crazy like wtf?

i watch you sleep | know you love me Always Watching you - go to sleep | Meme Generator

I know you love me Always Watching you - go to sleep

SOOO TRUE!!!!

Recently I've been grabbing the gun, shooting him, then saying "that's what you get for eluding me all night, Then wake up, and pull myself out of bed.

Ffff this whole blurryface going to sleep is getting me so shook

Ffff this whole blurryface going to sleep is getting me so shook

Stop trying to make “sleep” happen. It’s not going to happen.

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15 Funniest things people say in their sleep. I used to be a sleep talker/walker. Have said some crazy things! remember when I thought I was in my radio and then knocked myself out?

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Omg yes and it always is the snack that smiles back and I whisper in the dark excitedly "Goldfish" and I laugh call myself a weirdo then try to go back to sleep

Couldn't have said it better myself <<< These are the random things I think about at night

When I'm tired I sometimes say random things "This pen will never know what a bagel tastes like. This spoke to me"

I can’t sleep so… I may do this one night :D

I can’t sleep so…

I can't sleep so I'll use this text message to make myself tired. All the single ladies. Ooh oh oh put a ring on it. The characters dance.

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