Ha ha sooo cute!! I would never make a guinea pig wear clothes well maybe just once.
Why would one need a guinea pig hammock?
Guinea pig bonding bag by LittlePiggiesMarket on Etsy, $19.99
And because guinea pigs need love too:
Piggy Pantie cute handmade Guinea Pig Cavy Cloth by EmmasBears, $8.94
OMG I could just buy a duster or mop and remove the soft "bristles" :D I did this for my piggies and they love it!!
Guinea Pig Necklace - Guinea pigs tend to defy being artistically simplified, but I love this!
Guinea pig accessories pet bow guinea pig clothes by GuineaGus
Guinea Pig Candy Kiss Hat Valentine Hat for Guinea by Fancihorse
Guinea pig Farm pig Sweater and pig Hat Guinea pig by Fancihorse