Something strange happened at Starbucks
Math Humor- We found the guy in your algebra problem that can never have enough watermelons!
Loʟ; ɞuţ I ţһouɢһţ ţһє ҡєʟνıň sċѧʟє ɰѧs usєԀ ţo mєѧsuяє ţһıňɢs ѧɞňoяmѧʟʟʏ ʟoɰ ţһєяєғoяє ıţ ɰouʟԀ ɞє ѧ ċoʟԀ ѧʟɞum ňoţ ѧ һoţ oňє. Tһє moяє ʏou ҡňoɰ ɞяo (☆^ー^☆)
British guy trying to ask me out: "when are you free?" Me: "I'm American. I'm always free." #foreveralone
""I only hang out with guys because they never start drama." Please read a history textbook."
LMAO I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
Me: *I will not be awkward today* Person: Hey! Me: Good thanks!
"He looked at her the way a blind man saw the sun for the first time: Covered his eyes and screamed."<<repinning for that last part
YESSSS!!! If I ever work at a Starbucks I'm gonna do this and spell their names wrong whenever I can
Humans have literally never evolved.