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Math Humor- We found the guy in your algebra problem that can never have enough watermelons!

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Loʟ; ɞuţ I ţһouɢһţ ţһє ҡєʟνıň sċѧʟє ɰѧs usєԀ ţo mєѧsuяє ţһıňɢs ѧɞňoяmѧʟʟʏ ʟoɰ ţһєяєғoяє ıţ ɰouʟԀ ɞє ѧ ċoʟԀ ѧʟɞum ňoţ ѧ һoţ oňє. Tһє moяє ʏou ҡňoɰ ɞяo (☆^ー^☆)

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British guy trying to ask me out: "when are you free?" Me: "I'm American. I'm always free." #foreveralone

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""I only hang out with guys because they never start drama." Please read a history textbook."

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"He looked at her the way a blind man saw the sun for the first time: Covered his eyes and screamed."<<repinning for that last part

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YESSSS!!! If I ever work at a Starbucks I'm gonna do this and spell their names wrong whenever I can

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Humans have literally never evolved.

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