21st Birthday Poster Card for my roommate @Kiersten Burkhardt Dolensek. Have an "Absolut"ly amazing birthday! On your 21st you should be treated like a queen, "Crown" and all. I'm "99"% sure your make-up will "Smirnoff," but I'll make sure you don't get too "Kinky!" And remember, tonight you shouldn't pay for "Jack" shit! Happy Birthday "Bud"