This brings to mind a very important question - how did Harry learn to even mentally complain about how the Dursleys treat him? Most kids who are raised in an abusive home don't even know something's wrong until someone showed them. So who showed Harry?!?!
WOW! An amazing new weight loss product sponsored by Pinterest! It worked for me and I didnt even change my diet! Here is where I got it from - Hmmm, my birthday cake, maybe ? (when Ill find what 1 toothpickful violet paste food coloring means in french)