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Henny Youngman Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. / Henny Youngman

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. - Henny Youngman

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"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.", Henny Youngman

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"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.", Henny Youngman

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer - Plato

Hilarious Pictures of the week, 33 pics. I Told My Doctor I Broke My Leg In Two Places, He Told Me Stop Going To Those Place

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. - Henny Youngman

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ENDPAPER: Henny Youngman -- b. 1906; Take My Wife

"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he said stop going to those places." Henny Youngman

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12 Funny Quotes That Give You Every Reason To Grab A Drink Tonight

Because reading is overrrated. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." — Henny Youngman

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