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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. / Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman Quotes

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. / Henny Youngman

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"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.", Henny Youngman

English/American comedian Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998).While growing up in New York City, he made his 1st appearance at an amateur night at 16. His father didn’t approve so he called the cops and had his son pulled off the stage, then sent him to vocational school.

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